House 「斗嘴俱乐部 Lip Fight Club」

WARNING

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off you life. Do not you have other thing to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly cant think of a better way to spend these moments?Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it?Do you read everything you are supposed read?Do you think everything you are supposed think?Buy what you are told you should want?Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you are alive. If you do not claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned…Tyler

警告

如果你正在阅读本文,那么这次警告正是为你准备的。你所读到的本文中的每个词都是你生命中又一秒钟的浪费。你没有别的事情可以做吗?你的生命真的如此空虚以至于你怎么都想不出另一个打发时间的方法吗?还是你如此容易受权威的影响以至于你要呈上它所要求的一切尊敬和信任?你读了所有你被假定应该读的了吗?你思考了所有你被假定应该思考的了吗?买了所有你被告知你应当想要的了吗?离开你的房间,去见一个异性。停止过度的购物和自慰。辞了你的工作。开始一次搏击。证明你是活着的。如果你不主张你的人性,你将只是一个统计值。你已经被警告了……泰勒

“搏击俱乐部”:一个让彼此不戴护具而互殴的聚会,宗旨在发泄情绪,获得刺激。

“搏嘴俱乐部”:一个让彼此不戴面具而互相争吵的聚会,宗旨在说出真实而又刺耳的话

规则

  1. 不能提及搏击俱乐部

  2. We don’t talk about Fight Club(What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas)

  3. 只要有人喊停,四肢受伤,快累死了,打斗就得停

  4. 一次只能打两个人

  5. 一次一场

  6. 脱掉衬衫和鞋子打

  7. 打斗没有时限

  8. 初次参加,一定打